i woke up this morning toke a fart and then i went to the bath
as i sang what is love from night at the roxbury then i dried myself with a blues clues bed sheet instead of a towel. then i got dressed in the tinyest shirt i ever wore as i went downstairs to get my breakfat.
i saw my mother yelling at my brothers to go to school i sat down and had a staring contest with my cereal knowing what lurked beneath my yogurt goat slumpy milk. as i walked out the door i felt a sharp pain at the back of my leg and what to my surprise i saw the cat with viscous Prussian like reflex like a ninja turtle. i walked to school disgusted by the world around me. i hate the world for all its.... ooo a cookie nom nom =3. im not going to mention my day at school it would make you wanna tear up a granny and punch a baby till it screams "i need an exorcist please for the love of god". came home turned into the loner for about 2 hours. went to bed to find myself covered by my old nemesis the blues clues bed sheet. checked my closets and under the bed for assassins you know because im that popular. heard voices in my head for 1 hour. sang never gonna give you up by rick rolled until i drugged myself to sleep with cheerios and ice tea and that's why my life sucks enjoy.